|Adapted for the Internet from:
Why God Doesn't Exist
|The idiots of Quantum
say that a cat can be
and alive !
|I hope for the
sake of all of us
that this cat is at
least half dead.
M. Tegmark, The Interpretation of Quantum Mechanics: Many Worlds or Many Words?
arXiv:quant-ph/9709032v1 (Sep. 15, 1997).
D. Page, Observational Consequences of Many-Worlds Quantum Theory,
arXiv:quant-ph/9904004v2 (May 3, 1999).
J. Higgo, Does the 'many-worlds' interpretation of quantum mechanics imply immortality? (Nov. 10, 1998)
|1-800-You Stupid Relativist
|Okay folks. Let's keep things strictly within a
scientific regime. Remember that we have
limited funding for these momentous
experiments. In our first séance, we will
attempt to determine whether the cat is
alive or dead. Our second experiment will
attempt to prove whether the cat thinks it is
alive or dead in this universe.
|We need to call Dr. Jones urgently so that he
can determine whether our friend is dead.