- • tells you that a dot is a location
• believes that a line is the shortest distance between two points
• defines length as a distance
• thinks that weight is a force
• can't tell the difference between a coordinate and a dimension
• is still trying to figure out what a number is
• claims that he can predict an object with an equation
• kills the hours tilting squares and triangles
• constructs his solids piece by piece
- A general relativist is an individual who
- • does not understand the difference between science and religion
• confuses a hypothesis with a theory and a theory with a fact
• theorizes that there are unimaginable objects
• believes in the existence of God
• has three different physical interpretations for gravity
• says that he can drill a hole in space
• claims that he uses analogies merely to explain GR to laymen
• runs 'unboundedly' around in circles
- To recap some of the main points, a relativist...
| YOU STUPID RELATIVIST ! |
| I believe that all mathematical physicists should be hanged from the highest trees and telephone poles available. If the laws forbid this, or it messes up the landscape, then we should institutionalize the whole lot of them. But keep in mind that there aren't enough funny farms to hold so many idiots. I'm so upset that relativists hold the reins of power that I think that I'll just go and read the newspaper to cool off... |
- A special relativist is an individual who:
A mechanic is an individual who:
- • believes that a field is a physical entity
• is unaware that there is a force known as pull
• says that an electron orbits the atom like a planet around the Sun
• explains gravity as negative motion
• confuses light for a stream of particles
• argues that when a ball moves, it doesn't stand still
• tells you that light is simultaneously a particle and a wave
• proves to you that his cat is both dead AND alive
- A string theorist is an individual who:
- if you are in your teens or 20s and think that you have a great future
- ahead of you, or you are businessman and have kids of your own
and are worried about their future or the future of their children, I
- hate to spoil it for you...
- if you are a preservationist, environmentalist, or conservationist and
- are worried about pollution or about global warming or about saving
the pandas and the whales, or about the thinning of the ozone, or
about nuclear war, you can stop worrying now about these issues too.
We are a herd of buffaloes stampeding towards a precipice which is
only a few inches away. We have no way of changing course. We will
not make it to the 22nd Century. So you may want to take my advice:
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The socioeconomic structures we have painstakingly developed over centuries are about to disintegrate across the planet. When that happens... you're on your own! |
Therefore, |
Don't forget to read Bill's Log fascinating papers from the 'scientific' literature Why read Nature or Science when you can get the facts here? |
| If you are new to Mathematical Physics, you may also wonder what a relativist is. A relativist is a disciple of the late Pastor Al Einstein (1879 - 1955), founder of the Church of Relativity. This sect is a branch of the religion of Mathematical Physics. In a nutshell, Pastor Al was deluded into thinking that space is a physical object. A schism in the Church later produced the two micro-world sects known as Quantum Mechanics and String Theory. I will refer to a member of any of these sects of Mathematical Physics as a because a person who believes in the poppycock of relativity usually believes in the nonsense of Quantum Mechanics too. Many of them also believe in an even greater idiocy known as String Theory. So allow me to summarize who Pastor Al's followers are and what they believe in. |
| Relativists also believe that The more adventurous believe that or time travel through worm- There they will terraform and continue doing Math The more conservative believe that either as androids, cyborgs, post- Some believe that they will have their |
| So what is a mathematical physicist? What is it that these folks believe in? |
| they are going to live forever. they will warp speed to the stars holes to parallel universes. colonize suitable planets and until the Big Crunch. they will live eternally here on Earth humanists, extropists, or whatever. 'minds ' implanted onto silicon substrates. |
| Believe me: I would love nothing better than to grant their wish today, but unfortunately I have bad news for all of them... |
| Oh. I almost forgot ... |
Executive Summary In a nutshell... Why God (or space-time) doesn't exist |
This website was officially inaugurated on June 1, 2008 and is intended as a gift to mankind. It's purpose is to allow those few individuals blessed with intelligence to understand a little bit about our Universe before our species disappears from the face of the Earth. You Stupid Relativist . com is committed to the destruction of the religion known as Mathematical Physics. General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics make a travesty of Science and should be abolished. They constitute frauds against humanity. |
| Three Blind Mice of the World of Math |
You Stupid Relativist is determined to debunk and eradicate Mathematical Physics (the 'science' of reification)... an amusing world of ... |
| Mission statement: To utterly destroy the idiotic religions known as General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, and String Theory. |
| relativists just go around and around in circles |
| If you wish to understand the arguments presented in this site, it is essential to get you at least within the ball park. Otherwise, you run the risk of misinterpreting much of what you read. This site contains a new language. Key words such as object, exist, and motion, are defined rigorously and do not mean what they ordinarily mean to a mathematician (a member of the establishment). Therefore, in order to minimize frustration, it is highly recommended that you read this introduction. You would not want to waste your time attacking a straw man. You Stupid Relativist . Com has the purpose of exposing Mathematical Physics for what it is: an irrational religion. The most natural place to start the discussion is by telling you a little bit about who these latter-day astrologers, alchemists, and Platonists are, what they believe in, and what they do. If you already had run-ins with relativists and know what I'm talking about, this site is designed to provide you with an arsenal of arguments that you can use to debunk their ideas in forums and FAQs. Let's see how much the bozos of the establishment really know and settle once and for all whether they have any authority to interpret the physical world for you. |
| Relativity spirals into a black hole |
| Hanging string theory out to dry |
| The mechanic fixing what isn't broken |
Hear yea, Hear yea! Read all about it! Fast breaking news stories of relativity. |
| Click here if you want a summary of the relevant principles, foundations, and definitions of Science and Physics |
| A 'field' day at Bear Creek Elementary School How four relativists robbed a bank Believe it or not! Relativists say Nile is frozen stiff |
| Einstein twins meet again |
| time dilated cuckoo clock ...out of sync with reality |
| & |
| cuckoos |
| I can't stand it any longer. PLEASE SHUT EINSTEIN UP |
from cradle...
| H. habilis 1.6 mya |
H. erectus
1 mya
1 mya
| Heidelberg 600-250 kya |
Neanderthal
350-30 kya
350-30 kya
| Humans 130 kya - |
all species walk their way towards extinction |
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...to grave
| Lucy 3 mya |
| But first... let's have a word about four-letter words and ridiculing other people's ideas |
| Sorry, but I can't take you stooges seriously! |
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| Yep! This is it! You have arrived at... |
- • presents invalid objects to explain his theories (e.g., singularities, point
- particles, wave-packets)
- • routinely moves concepts (e.g., transfers energy, moves mass, carries force)
• does not define the terms that make or break his theories (e.g., point, line,
- object, distance, dimension, motion, exist)
- • refuses to follow the scientific method
• has no idea what light, gravity, dark matter, or a field is
- but wishes you to you to believe that Relativity and Quantum are complete theories,
that they have never been falsified, and that these disciplines cannot be challenged
because they have already been accepted by a majority of mathematical physicists.
| That's why I shout at the top of my lungs: |
| If opening w/Mozilla Firefox, you saved yourself the trouble. You will only hear the cuckoo once, which is more times than what most of us wish to hear it. |