Summary
When applying the word to Special Relativity, the mathematicians treat time as a physical object. By this
I don't mean that they treat it as a term, as the subject of a sentence, or as an ordinary noun of grammar.
I mean, rather, that they treat time as something that has shape like a rock or a house or a tree. The
morons of Mathematics unambiguously confer upon time properties and attributes that are uniquely
associated with the sense of touch. Relativists not only claim that you can physically touch a minute or
a week, they claim that gravity warps a series of seconds and that, if you run fast enough, you can even
stretch a year.
Of course, the idiots of relativity will vehemently deny that they ever even insinuated such preposterous
proposals. Here I provide sufficient examples from the 'scientific' literature to prove them wrong.
Yet more basic still, the time dilation theory of relativity is contingent on the assumption that light is either
a particle or a wave. It turns out that light is neither. Therefore, the mathematical blackboard needs to
be erased completely and the theorists now have to interpret their observations under a different model.
- Module main page: Special Relativistic Nonsense
This module: How can relativists stretch time?
Pages in this module:
- 2. Pastor Al says that both of you didn't shake hands at the same time
3. Pastor Al’s ‘water sprinkler’ theory of light
4. Pastor Al's atomic clock is out of order
5. Pastor Al says that his twin brother is half his age
| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
| How can relativists stretch time? |
| I call it time dilation. You see? Just by leaning forward like this, the time dilates from 10 to 10:30. |
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