| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
Let’s now assume that the string theorist passed the first phase of the scientific method and pointed to
the exhibits (which he didn’t). He is now required to tell the juror how this string behaves. And here we
find that if the architecture of a string is suspicious, its dynamic properties are absolutely hilarious. But
you should avoid offending them by laughing explosively in their faces. The proper way to handle a string
theorist is to restrain him gently and then lock him up in a room at the asylum that has padded walls.
When this is done, then you can laugh your head off if you want to!
- Here are a couple of the irrational behaviors that string theorists ascribe to their beloved strings.
| Strings have irrational properties |
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| The bozos of relativity babble in irrationalities! |
| negative time |
| warped space |
| dark matter |
| black hole |
Module main page: We should string them all up!
Pages in this module:
- 1. String Theory is anon-starter
2. What does a string look like?
3. This page: Strings have irrational properties
a. The Planck Length stretches and shrinks as necessary to accommodate
b. A string is made of a concept called energy
c. Strings are not attached, but they are under tension and vibrate
d. Strings float in space, but space is made of strings
4. How strings generate gravity
5. Theorists correct themselves to win the debate: a string is just a useful concept
6. What Bohr's disciples have to say about String Theory