| In Physics, we don't measure distance |
| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
Fig. 1 Distance |

| Mauled Bill |
| An example of qualitative distance is the entrance to a cave. We don't certify this by measuring from one edge of the opening to another. We certify this when the bear can't get out (...or when Bill loses his arms!) |

| Until we find that damned measuring tape, this cloth doesn't have length! |