Who the hell are you, John Horgan? |
Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
Do you know who I am? I am His Excellency, the Monk Martin Luther Bill, I am. I got a BS in college! |
So you see, father? All these celebrities can’t possibly be wrong. At the Relativity Club we have scientifically determined that only very smart individuals can grow beards. People with lower IQs can barely grow moustaches. The dumbest ones are incapable of growing beards or moustaches at all! Ha, ha, ha, stupid fools! Ha, ha, ha. I just realized that you don't... mmmh... |
Monky Business |
Martin Luther Bill |
Church of Relativity |