|Who the hell are you,
|Adapted for the Internet from:
Why God Doesn't Exist
|Do you know who I am?
I am His Excellency, the Monk
Martin Luther Bill, I am.
I got a BS in college!
|So you see, father? All these celebrities can’t possibly
be wrong. At the Relativity Club we have scientifically
determined that only very smart individuals can grow
beards. People with lower IQs can barely grow
moustaches. The dumbest ones are incapable of growing
beards or moustaches at all! Ha, ha, ha, stupid fools! Ha,
ha, ha. I just realized that you don't... mmmh...
|Martin Luther Bill
|Church of Relativity