Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
What the...! Heeeeyyy! |
Oh! Sorry buddy! I didn't see you down there. We're Quantum scientists, and we're looking for the graviton. Do you know where we could find it? |
Fig. 1 Who is looking for the graviton? |
Who's looking for the graviton? |
“Hear Yea, Hear Yea! Attention everybody! Proof at last! Decades of research and millions of dollar later have finally given fruit. Our prestigious group today proudly announces its uncontestable findings with respect to the graviton. The graviton doesn’t exist, and the graph on the right proves that…
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Fig. 2 QM’s unattractive logic #3: The Casimir Effect |
Pushing gravity to the limits of idiocy 1. Particles push on mechanic. Mechanic blocks particles from reaching house. 2. Particles push on house. House blocks particles from reaching mechanic. 3. Mechanic and house are at-tracted to each other because depletion region has fewer particles to keep them apart.
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