|Adapted for the Internet from:
Why God Doesn't Exist
|Oh! Sorry buddy! I didn't see you down
there. We're Quantum scientists, and
we're looking for the graviton. Do you
know where we could find it?
Fig. 1 Who is looking for the graviton?
|Who's looking for
|“Hear Yea, Hear Yea! Attention everybody!
Proof at last! Decades of research and millions
of dollar later have finally given fruit. Our
prestigious group today proudly announces its
uncontestable findings with respect to the
graviton. The graviton doesn’t exist, and the
graph on the right proves that…
QM’s unattractive logic #3: The Casimir Effect
|Pushing gravity to the limits of idiocy
1. Particles push on mechanic. Mechanic blocks particles from reaching house.
2. Particles push on house. House blocks particles from reaching mechanic.
3. Mechanic and house are at-tracted to each other because depletion region
has fewer particles to keep them apart.