| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |

| After smoking one of these stogies, I am convinced that a plane is something that moves. |

| So this is how they come up with their definitions of geometric figures! Now I get it! |
| The definition of the word plane |

| A plane is made of points like the drops of whiskey pouring out of this bottle |

| A plane is infinite like the trip this weed is giving me. |
| A plane is rough like this floor. |