|Adapted for the Internet from:
Why God Doesn't Exist
|Now that we have
claimed this land in the
Centauri System for
the U.N., should we
coconuts, Captain Al?
|Stop it! You're killing me!
I'm marooned with two
loonies in the middle of
nowhere, and they're
talking about commercial
|Finally, we leave that stinking hell hole. It was just too
overcrowded and polluted!
A great Eden awaits us in Mars! There, in that gigantic land,
we will be able to multiply like the sands of the desert.
|Yes, my faithful Stevie. Our
mission is to bring back
enough food to feed Earth.
We should begin our
The politicians unanimously vote to allocate
trillions for a tour to the nearest star
|Okay amigos! Let's do it! Let's
explore this planet in Alpha Centauri
and see what exotic specimens we
can take back to recover some of the
costs of the expedition.