| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
| SR says that mass increases due to an increase in mass |


| Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I offer you all the energy in my quantum heart, the rest mass of the photons that reach my eyes when I see you. Our life will be filled with relativistic momentum. |
| Those are just empty words of Mathematical Physics, Bill! All you have to offer me are a bunch of abstract concepts. I'm through with you! I'm taking back my hair! |
| Charming Bill |
| realizing that in order to conquer Physics he cannot continue proposing concepts |



| You see, Bill? In Mathematical Physics, we divide our jumps into little hops. |


| 1 jump = 8 hops? |