| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
| Relativists give Nobel Prizes to each other |


| We have reviewed your submission, Bill. Now we will give you our verdict. |

| Noble peer reviewers during a break |
| Our motto: "We will approve your manuscript for publication as long as it conforms to 'well-established' standards (wink, wink; nudge, nudge)" |