
| This fellow’s crystal ball is no match for my opaque ball. My ball bypasses theories altogether and converts hypotheses directly into facts. |

| Should I bother these great men of science with my petty theories? |
| among the opaque giants at the Relativity Convention |
| Enlightened Bill |
| A relativist believes that a hypothesis is a prediction |
| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |