| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist | 
| Length and distance are not synonyms for the purposes of Science | 

| I have no idea what you're talking about, Bill. In relativity, length and distance are synonyms. | 


| distance | 
| length | 



| You see, Bill. In Mathematics we determine the length from front to back by measuring the distance the sword travels. | 
| That's great, Steve, but wouldn't it have been easier on Al if you had measured the length of his neck with this cloth instead? | 


| We have no use for a stick in Mathematics, Bill! We measure length and distance by counting the footprints we make with our bare feet. | 
| Fig. 1 Length vs. distance | 
| The word 'length' refers to the continuous matter lying between two surfaces of ONE object. The word 'distance' refers to a region devoid of matter: to the space that separates TWO surfaces. Length is to matter what distance is to space. Both length and distance are conceptually static. | 
