| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |

| Now that we have claimed this land in the Centauri System for the U.N., should we start collecting coconuts, Captain Al? |

| Stop it! You're killing me! I'm marooned with two loonies in the middle of nowhere, and they're talking about commercial ventures! |


| Finally, we leave that stinking hell hole. It was just too overcrowded and polluted! A great Eden awaits us in Mars! There, in that gigantic land, we will be able to multiply like the sands of the desert. |

| Yes, my faithful Stevie. Our mission is to bring back enough food to feed Earth. We should begin our enterprise immediately! |

| News flash: The politicians unanimously vote to allocate trillions for a tour to the nearest star |


| Okay amigos! Let's do it! Let's explore this planet in Alpha Centauri and see what exotic specimens we can take back to recover some of the costs of the expedition. |