| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |


| Yes, Massa Newt. |

| Bill, you must to be the dumbest person I know, unfit to scratch my back. I would do well to fire you and get a new assistant. Why everyone knows what motion is! Motion is the... It's the... Aaaahhh... Uummmh... How can I put it? It's the... Well, you know... It's kinda like the translation of a body. You follow me? It's sort of like the movement of something from A to B... And don't ask me any more stupid questions! |
| Newton purportedly discovered the three laws of motion, but he never defined motion |