|I believe that all mathematical physicists should be hanged
from the highest trees and telephone poles available.
If the laws forbid this, or it messes up the landscape,
then we should institutionalize the whole lot of them.
But keep in mind that there aren't enough funny farms to hold so many idiots.
I'm so upset that relativists hold the reins of power that I think that I'll
just go and read the newspaper to cool off...
The socioeconomic structures we have painstakingly developed over centuries
are about to disintegrate across the planet. When that happens...
you're on your own!
|Don't forget to read
fascinating papers from the 'scientific' literature
Why read Nature or Science when you can get the facts here?
|Relativists also believe that
The more adventurous believe that
or time travel through worm-
There they will terraform and
continue doing Math
The more conservative believe that
either as androids, cyborgs, post-
Some believe that they will have their
|So what is a mathematical physicist? What is it that these folks believe in?
|they are going to live forever.
they will warp speed to the stars
holes to parallel universes.
colonize suitable planets and
until the Big Crunch.
they will live eternally here on Earth
humanists, extropists, or whatever.
'minds ' implanted onto silicon substrates.
|Believe me: I would love nothing better than to grant
their wish today,
but unfortunately I have bad news for all of them...
|Oh. I almost forgot ...
|This website was officially inaugurated on June 1, 2008 and is intended as a gift to mankind.
It's purpose is to allow those few individuals blessed with intelligence to understand a little
bit about our Universe before our species disappears from the face of the Earth.
You Stupid Relativist . com is committed to the destruction of the religion known as
Mathematical Physics. General Relativity and Quantum Mechanics make a travesty of
Science and should be abolished. They constitute frauds against humanity.
|Three Blind Mice
World of Math
You Stupid Relativist is determined to debunk and eradicate
Mathematical Physics (the 'science' of reification)...
an amusing world of ...
|Mission statement: To utterly destroy the idiotic religions known as
General Relativity, Quantum Mechanics, String Theory, and the Electric Universe.
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and around in
Hear yea, Hear yea! Read all about it!
Fast breaking news stories of relativity.
if you want a summary of the relevant
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|A 'field' day at
Bear Creek Elementary
How four relativists
robbed a bank
Believe it or not!
Relativists say Nile
is frozen stiff
...out of sync
|I can't stand it any longer.
PLEASE SHUT EINSTEIN UP
130 kya -
all species walk their way
|Sorry, but I can't
take you stooges
|Yep! This is it! You have arrived at...
|That's why I shout at the top of my lungs:
|Some browsers save you the trouble. You will only
hear the cuckoo once, which is more times than
what most of us wish to hear it.
If you are new to Mathematical Physics, you may also wonder what a relativist is.
A relativist is a disciple of the late Pastor Al Einstein (1879 - 1955), founder of the
Church of Relativity. This sect is a branch of the religion of Mathematical Physics.
In a nutshell, Pastor Al was deluded into thinking that space is a physical object.
A schism in the Church later produced the two micro-world sects known as
Quantum Mechanics and String Theory.
I will refer to a member of any of these sects of Mathematical Physics as a
because a person who believes in the poppycock of relativity usually believes in the
nonsense of Quantum Mechanics too. Many of them also believe in an even greater
idiocy known as String Theory.
So allow me to summarize who Pastor Al's followers are and what they believe in.
|If you wish to understand the arguments presented in this site, it is essential to get you at
least within the ballpark. Otherwise, you run the risk of misinterpreting much of what you
read. This site contains a new language. Key words such as object, exist, and motion, are
defined rigorously and do not mean what they ordinarily mean to a mathemagician.
Therefore, in order to minimize frustration, it is highly recommended that you read this
introduction. You would not want to waste your time attacking a straw man.
You Stupid Relativist . Com has the purpose of exposing Mathematical Physics for what it
is: an irrational religion. The most natural place to start the discussion is by telling you a
little bit about who these latter-day astrologers, alchemists, and Platonists are, what they
believe in, and what they do. If you already had run-ins with relativists and know what I'm
talking about, this site is designed to provide you with an arsenal of arguments that you
can use to debunk their ideas in forums and FAQs. Let's see how much the bozos of the
establishment really know and settle once and for all whether they have any authority to
interpret the physical world for you.