|Water cooler theorists
A dark, humid basement at the Physics Department in California Institute of Technology (CalTech).
Four of the world's foremost relativists –
Alan Guth (a.k.a. Li'l Al),
Stephen Hawking (a.k.a. Baby Face),
Roger Penrose (a.k.a. Butch),
Kip Thorne (a.k.a. Bugsy)
– are planning a heist at the local
First National Bank.
|on the trail of
|Of course, the jail is empty!
What did you expect?
Did you really expect these relativists
to ever get around to robbing the
They're still in that dark, humid
basement of theirs, brainstorming yet
more fantastic explanations for the
simple phenomena of Nature!