| Adapted for the Internet from: Why God Doesn't Exist |
| In what way does time affect the shape of a cube? |
Fig. 1 How to mold a sphere The idiots of Mathematics squash a sphere and continue calling it a sphere, or they bend a triangle and continue calling it a triangle even though the resulting entity is no longer a plane and has no angles. |


| You see, Bill. In relativity we are like painters. We convert circles into squares and spheres into cubes at the stroke of a brush. Nothin' to it! |


| Gosh, Dr. Luke! Are those the brushes you use in relativity? |