Adapted for the Internet from:Why God Doesn't Exist |

In relativity, a solid may be 2-D |

Fig. 1 |

The idiots of Mathematics say that a sphere is a two-dimensional geometric figure. In this subtle manner, they get to treat this object both as a sphere and as a circle. Of course, if a sphere can be 2-D as well as 3-D, we can see how useful this 'geometric figure' can be to the prosecution. |

The fans will eat you alive when they find out that you’ve been playing ball with circles all these years, Newt! |

warning the mathematicians that they're not even in the ball park |